Tuesday, July 28, 2009

GNOME UPDATE - Tour bus floozy

We last saw that gnome was on an airplane heading to who knows where..

Well ... The Gnome has become a groupie.. or a light tech.
Learning Barry Tunes

Running Lights

Watching the show

On the Tour Bus.. Maybe Gnome has become a Tour Bus Fluzzy.. nononononono.
One clue is the photo titled "Learning Barry Tunes", There are hundreds of Barrys, Barry Williams aka Greg Brady, Dave Barry, Barry Manilow, Boo Berry, Barry White... The list is huge.

Is he working for one of them now? Did they raise his minimum wage?. Maybe he is being forced to do it.. THOSE BASTARDS..AAARRGGRHH LEAVE HIM ALONE...Bring him Back to me..

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Looking for T.V. to watch

So I am sniffing around the intrawebs trying to find some T.V. I might like. You see, I usually only have an hour or 2 to watch T.V. at night. When I am eating dinner.

I am thinking about getting rid of my satellite. You can find so many T.V. shows online now that I don't really need cable or satelitte. In my search for a good show I came across this..(no pun intended)

A SHOW CALLED "HUNG" on HBO. Now I cant watch it online so I probably wont , but the WIKIPEDIA description is just plain AWSOME..

"a struggling high school basketball coach who uses his large penis to his advantage"

Now that is what I call T.V.


More evidence from this weekend has emerged.

This gnome has grown and mastered the art of getting under dresses. Now this is either him under a dress or he has put some poor girl "in a family way".


Look how gnome is operating now. HE WAS INNOCENT...INN-OOO-CENT, I tell you. What have you done to poor baby gnome. They say "don't hate the player, hate the game" but it is hard not to hate the game when a dirty dead beat one eyed wonder gnome is the player.


Does she even know he is there? or is it does she even GNOME he is there. watch your drink lady, its gonna be a long night.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Gnome GNome Gnome is Gone Gone GOne

"Cryin wont get that sonofabetch back"..

So baby gnome must have had to recover drom a hangover saturday because I received these 2 pics.

"Ridin Dirty"


"Bye Bye Indiana"

Where are they taking him? That gnome is getting an education..

Go Vote for Strange Brew Coffee so I can afford the rehab and counceling for poor baby gnome..VOTE VOTE VOTE

Thursday, July 2, 2009


He is Drinking

HE IS STUCK IN CLEAVAGE.. look at the smile on his face