This came in from baby gnome
"Dad: I think my kidnapper likes me. She's been taking good care. Sometime today while riding around with her I fell out of my cup holder causing a cut on my head (see below). It was worse. She stitched me up though. That's why I think she's taking a liking to me. She takes me everywhere. Feeds me. Talks to me. It's not so awful being kidnapped. She said we are going for pizza later too! I sure do miss you though."
STOP HURTING HIM