Monday, June 29, 2009

Gnome is GONE

Sometime during this weekends festivities my gnome (called "baby gnome" by the kidnappers) has gone missing.

I know i was irresponsible to take him with me. Some might say that I shouldn't have left him in the car to go party. I thought that, just like kids, if you don't want to take care of them then just leave them out in the parking lot and the state will baby sit for you. Well the state wasn't fast enough and some cold hearted gnome-napper took my gnome. My poor baby gnome.

They sent this picture..

with this information
"I have your baby gnome. He is on a trip to Ohio. Watch for further details."

Then this..

All it says is "Im ok - I is swimming"

I am not sure if baby gnome even knows how to type OR SWIM, what with no hands and all.

I will keep everyone informed and I know your hearts go out to me during this awful time.

I will get my baby gnome back.......PLEASE DON'T HURT or TEACH HIM BAD THINGS.


StrawberryJam said...

pooor lil' baby gnome.

Candice said...

Oh, the hilarity. If someone tucks him into cleavage and takes a picture, I will send that person a crisp five dollar bill.

StrawberryJam said...

hmmmm I do hear there is a bachelorette party tomorrow night!