Has this ever happened to you? You come home from a 2 month business trip. You get home and are getting ready to go to your "WELCOME BACK" party. Your husband (or significant other) goes to get your dildo out of your suitcase. BLAMMO, it is taped up with a huge amount of "INSPECTED" stickers from airport security.
Well this happened to my good friend who we will call her "K-riZ-10". Her husband had the foresight to video the shocking experience.
I interviewed her at the Welcome Back party.
The interview describes the purchase and subsequent discovery by the security inspectors.
dill- alright tell me that again
k - about the ibuzz?
dill - your friend bought...
k- my freind bought the ibuzz,
k-the ibuzz, you know, you, whenever you plug it into your ipod it goes to the beat of the music which she says is pretty fantastic
d- ppfffhh , was it on sale?
k - no it was not on sale.
d- but the brontosaurus was?
k-the brontosaurs was 98, i got it down to 27.99
-d- you got it down to 27.99, did you talk it down or was it already on sale?
k- it was already 27.99
d-oh my god
k- i know, i know
d-and were you embarrassed? .. embarrassed with this thing.. when you opened your suitcase?
k-when i opened my suitcase, when i saw the note written on my vibrator,
k- all it said to me was..inspected
k- because as many times as the tape was wrapped around, somebody groped the end, because they had to wrap it around the other end
well that's it. people be aware. this could happen to you.